Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Congratulations! We have a period
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