think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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