jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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