i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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