It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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