So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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