it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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