Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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