check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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