its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.