I want to stick my p in your. b.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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