so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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