Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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