Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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