Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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