I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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