There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So vagazzling was a success
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
