You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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