he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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