So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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