I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
