That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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