News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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