doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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