like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
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