**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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