btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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