I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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