Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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