Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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