She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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