Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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