So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
His nipple licking is glorious
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