butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
The ass gains better be worth it
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