I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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