Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Randomize
