Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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