What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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