OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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