She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
