why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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