Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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