how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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