Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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