kristin has been a bad kristin
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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