I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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