It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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