Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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