so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Blood and glitter go together right?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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