It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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