yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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