it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
