Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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