i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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