bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill